this is long...


i promise u..this is long..

nampak tak sign kat atas tu sign ape? itu tanda sign venus..normal venus sign takkan ade tanda penumbuk in between the circle..tapi this time ade penumbuk..means seorang perempuan *yang tak datang period* tapi nk mengamuk mengalahkan the hulk! perempuan ini da taknak jadi jigglypuff..die nak jadi she hulk kaler pink! cume yg tak bes nye she hulk tu ade genetik kaler hijau! haihhh..redha!

abaikan tuuut tuuut she hulk nih..mencolok mata sungguh! Nauzubillah!! * kate la jeles!! *





serious mode on..
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* pasang lagu tema jaws sket!! *
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i am sick n fed up with my work place..wats with all these guys huh? they dont respect me..i know i am harsh n my attitude doesnt resemble any kind of womanhood..tp please! RESPECT SKET BOLE! panggil aku lelaki la..ajak maen bola la..ajak isap rokok la..they dont consider me as a woman at all..fuck! aku benci! ko nak aku panggil korang bapok ke? korang sedap mengata aku..aku penah mengata korang ke? aku penah kutuk fizikal korang ke? aku tak suke kutuk orang ok! mulut aku ye laser! tapi aku takkan hina orang..sbb aku tak perfect! korang perfect sgt ke? NABI YANG MAKSUM PON TAK KUTUK ORANG! aku rela tak kawen dari kawen ngn lelaki perangai macam bagus nih. naseb baek aku tak berapa rapat ngn korang..kalo tak da lame aku skolah kan sekor sekor..dapat penumbuk atas batang idung satu das pon sedap gak! takpon starlight atas dahi! please ok please! i dont consider urself as a well behave gentleman if u dont even show any remorse respect towards women. u all r nothing but rubbish!

ok. fullstop!
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tarik nafas dalam dalam
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i have one weakness. my weakness is kuat sebok hal orang. in this case i will sebok sebok pasal the one yg close with me..maybe my act shows my stupidity..tapi kan..org pempuan kot..suke pok pek pok pek..actually its not at all bout being busy body..but this is more to show my concern..tp jadah ape ko nk concern pasal org? u dont own people.. so stop jadi control freak..nak tunggu kne tengking dlu baru nk diam kot..nk kne air mate begenang baru nk nyesal..tu la padan muke ko! suke sgt eh sebok..komplen sane..komplen sini..grow up! nobody likes to listen to ur nagging..dah gaye mak orang kot asek beleter jek..now i know im so kepochi n mak nenek..so there u are..muhasabah diri balik..kne jadi matang..jgn merengek rengek..jgn cari pasal..jgn cari gado..kalo org nk buat pape..biarkan..masing masing da besar kan..da tua..da pandai pk..Mahfuzah Mansor! diri awak sndri pon tak lepas lagi..so jgn nk jadi bossy! bear that in mind! awak buat hal sendri jek..awak fokus je buat keje..awak jgn nk kecik ati..ati awak tadek sape pon nak jage..awak kan iron lady..ati superduplex stainless steel..awak tak leh nangis dlm toilet..awak kne kuat! super kuat! kate rockstar! so...as from now on..i've made up my mind..i need to shut my mouth a bit..people wont be annoyed n so my heart wont fell all over the places. shattered like a broken glass.
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tragedi oktober da abes

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skang masuk berita hepi hepi jek
* pasang lagu barney pulak *
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my sister is pregnant..i am going to be an aunt!! soon enuff sume org bole panggil mak ngah jah..ke aunt ja? mane lagi glam? tak pon bole panggil i mummy..hohohoho...OKLAH! panggil i MUMMY..i will treat the baby as my own..as my blood..seriously bile dpt tau the news from my sister..i was jumping! super joy! tak sabar nk shopping baju baby..nk blaja pegang baby..nk mandikan..nk bagi makan nestum..nk tuka pampers..hohohohoho! *the fact that i dont wanna get married since i dont believe in everafter concept anymore. plus i am very happy living single like this. Btw please la jgn tanye aku bile nak cari boyfriend baru. cukopla tiap tiap ari kne pressure ngn parents sndri. i dont need any strangers to play that part too. Mahfuzah skang bukan Mahfuzah yg dulu. 2 minggu clash tros couple ngn orang lain. NO! this is a new me. i love being alone until God-knows-when. so dont ask me any shitty question like that ever again!! *

After all..shit happens..u can juz wipe the poop away..hahaha! MUMMY IN THE MAKING!

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