the ugly duckling story

Hell-O there! Arini nak taip panjang sket la.. Tonite i wanna share my training experience. Awesomeness!! BOSET stands for Basic Offshore Safety Emergency Training. Ni bukan training kat laut dalam ye. Held in training center somewhere in KL. My company sent two trips consists of technical personnel.. I was in the second trips. My grupmate were so gila gila.. Nak wat camne, we are crazy bunch of young engineers. Seryes punye gileeeeeee..Syiok maaa!

Ape yg bes nye, the training was all about getting soaked, wet and sweat! Wet as if really WET!! For those who were unable to swim, fret not! they will provide u with safety jacket. Well actually safety jacket is a compulsary for everyone. So jgn wisau. Trainer pon ade kalo kalo kita tetelan air ke..telemas ke..the most important thing is JANGAN GELABAH! I repeat..DO NOT PANIC!

4days hard training on sea survival..malang seribu kali malang...i dont take pictures during my training since nobody wud entertain us on camwhoring..pulak tu participants were all male..mestilah dorang rase jelik jek tgk ade pempuan tegedik gedik tgkp gamba wat mulot itik, mulot ikan sume tu kan. JADAH! so sgt sede la sbb kureng gamba..kang tekene air lingkup duet bapak aku nk kne beli camera baru kan? *Duet bapak jugaaaaak*

So these were among the training:

swing rope. alah..lompat tali jek..n utk time landing dari barge ke platform..sonang baitu...tapi wat if laut tu berombak? tekucil gak aku...tensyen naek mende ni sbb swing rope tu tinggi sgt..aku kan pendek..so susah nk lompat..hukhuk

transfer basket...usage is for our mobility..tips: behold to your rope..itulah satu satunye talian hayat coz platform are so freakishly tinggiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii....if u happened to be gayat...don ever look down! ever!

terjun tiruk! ketinggian terjunan sebanyak 10kaki...participants were given two choices...lompat 10kaki..or lompat 5kaki..i chose that bloody 10 feet..bole kate as if aku lompat dari tingkat dua rumah aku masuk ke dlm air yg bergelora..dayum i was scared...my leg were trembling all over the places..tapi nak wat cmno...sume org laki tejun yg tinggi...maruah beb! doesnt mean kite pempuan kite kne jadi lembik! pahem?


huddle position: macam bangang! seryes menggigil...imagine la..one whole day dalam pool...abes lemak lemak tebakar...wats with the swimming..ombak ombak lagi la..PONEK!! time huddle ni jugakla aku telah dinodai...ok la..the main objective is to GENERATE HEAT! teknik ape lagi generate heat? bahu ke bahu la deyyy! takpe takpe..i understood..dlm air nk kne kumpol ramai2..ko nak haba kan? amek ko aku tekucil..haba tuuuuuhhhh....wakakakkaka!

ko raba aku tadi ye bang? amek ko! aku bagi haba aku!

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Last but not least...the most scariest..adventurest..dangerous..death inviting...Helicopter Underwater Escape Training (HUET)...hello? helicopter? underwater? eh eh! helicopter is supposed to be up in the air..why in the world are they combining the word helicopter and underwater together? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

HELICOPTER=AIR (CORRECTO)

HELICOPTER = UNDERWATER (LOCO!!!!!!)

my closest friends confirm da tau..i am the type yg tak boleh tgk air...asal nampak air jek nak jadi dugung! backflip ke front flip ke? sume aku leh buat...means i love water so soo much! tp this type of water activity! HECK NO! this is not scary! this is terrifying! horror! sumpah aku tak berani..i was so silent all the time...sbb tepk how is it possible for me to do this? gile ke? dahla helicopter tu masuk dalam air..then die capsize (terbalik) kan pulak heli tuh! the worst part is we have to hentak tingkap heli tu in so that we can get our ass off from the sinking heli! HOMAIGOD! cuak nauzubillah tu tuhan je lah tahu!

sinking heli + capsizing + crash the window = FEAR FACTOR!!!!!!!!

sinking heli

heli being capsized

what R u wating for? GET THE HELL OUT !!